10 Things I Wish I Knew: The Good the Bad and the Ugly

If I knew then what I know now:

I would have paid more attention in math class

I would have not had a thirteen-foot afro after 1972

I would have copied down or recorded all of my grandmother’s recipes

I would have pressed my family for more information, concerning their immigration. That’s right folks, I’m ONLY second generation American!

I would have not squeezed my feet into those size 7 Tretorn sneakers, causing my feet to curl up and suffer like a 13th Century foot-binding victim

When my step-father called me a “bitch”, when I was all of seven in front of a slew of family, I should have said, “You stupid weak, man. Who calls a CHILD a nasty name? Then called out the family members that stood there.

I would have told someone how unhappy I was in the 5th grade

I would not have acted like one of the Heather’s

I would not have been so impulsive or afraid

I would understand how important money management is

Thoughts? If you could go back in time, what do you wish you could change about your life? Comment below.

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