A Day in the Life of a Social Media Queen.

You wake up in the morning and check your Instagram immediately…

Only to find out you’ve been Unfollowed by someone you make comments to religiously even though you’re really lying about how clever and cute they are…

You only have 37 Likes on a post you know is killer, and some girl from with a dimly lit picture and a poorly coordinated outfit has 1737 Likes and is told how gorgeous she is despite the horrible broken front tooth and bad lipstick…

Your daughter (who knows EVERYTHING), tells you you’re posting too much and you should only post once a month if you want people to care…

But then you find out you’re on a ban, for who knows how long for some vague Instagram rule, you know nothing about….

You finally get your IG back only to find out the Giveaway you participated in, is a BIG bust and not only is the host who was in charge of the giveaway 13, but now her mom is pissed because the group is “bullying her” …

You have to do actual work at some point during the day, but you can’t resist checking your IG to discover someone called your great outfit, “MOM JEANS” ….

You start hyperventilating, you thought you were cooler than that…

Eventually you find yourself with a stiff glass of wine, working on your blog, for all of ten people who follow you…

You spend another 80 bucks on a course that swears it will help you with blog traffic. It’s your ninth class, but THIS ONE promises to deliver…

You tumble into bed, who knew social media would turn into a full time job?

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